they need to just BURY HIM!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
