chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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