In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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