i'm signing you up for texting rehab
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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