I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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