Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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