My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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