you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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