I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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