ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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