just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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