You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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