What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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