People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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