something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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