I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
do nipples grow back?
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