I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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