I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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