Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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