He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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