just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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