I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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