you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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