that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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