Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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