Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She's like a pop up book from hell.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I want her autograph on my taint
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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