I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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