In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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