I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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