i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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