Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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