Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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