I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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