So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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