So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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