I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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