Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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