Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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