Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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