If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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