I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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