this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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