fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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