it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dicks are not precious.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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