she woke up with a sticky ear
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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