Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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