so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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