Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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