Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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