fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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