I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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