Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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