i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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